A glow in the DARK tattoo
Sep. 5th, 2008 08:59 pmYa know how I apparently have a tattoo on my forehead that says, "Over here! Big ol' gay right here!" Apparently it glows in the dark.
Today, after my workout, I went to the grocery store. Pushing my cart out of the store, I was barely into the parking lot, NOT near my li'l gay Jeep, when I saw two guys get out of their posh little sportcar. Both were in black, but I could tell from the walk, the itsy-bitsy-silhouettes, and the bleach blond that I had stumbled into twink-zone. One of them looks at me and says in a swishy little voice, "Hi Dadddddy!"
I stopped my cart and began laughing - not just because I actually could be, but because he had somehow figured me out based on... based on... oh lordy, I don't even KNOW based on what.
Today, after my workout, I went to the grocery store. Pushing my cart out of the store, I was barely into the parking lot, NOT near my li'l gay Jeep, when I saw two guys get out of their posh little sportcar. Both were in black, but I could tell from the walk, the itsy-bitsy-silhouettes, and the bleach blond that I had stumbled into twink-zone. One of them looks at me and says in a swishy little voice, "Hi Dadddddy!"
I stopped my cart and began laughing - not just because I actually could be, but because he had somehow figured me out based on... based on... oh lordy, I don't even KNOW based on what.