storytimewithjoe | Doughnuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Reply)

I’s gots me my hazelnut mocha! I’s gots me my doughnut! No matter what $hitstorm happens to rain upon me in my office today, absolutely, positively nothing can completely ruin my day. Why? Because I’s gots me my coffee n’ doughnut. Like a talisman against the evil of the 9-5 day, “c n’ d” can ward off even the worst of office plagues. How can I describe it? It is like garlic to a vampire… like polyester to a fashionista… like a cheap well-drink to Chi-Chi. Do not mess with the power of the doughnut!

Speaking of well drinks, I have another episode of “odd and vivid dreams brought to you as a result of modern chemistry” to share. Picture it, there I was, drink in hand, chatting with my best friend – Karen Walker from Will N’ Grace. We arrived in some neighborhood to go to a party. Oddly enough, to get to the house in question, we had to go through a row of houses – welcoming ourselves through people’s living rooms and kitchens to make our way to the next house – drinks in hand. No matter how much we drank, our glasses were never empty. What a nice dream.