SssssssssssssssssNAP!
Jan. 8th, 2008 12:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
storytimewithjoeWhat was I supposed to do?
There I was walking along the track towards the cardio machines at the gym, when I spotted my husbear, huffing and puffing on the stair-master.
What was I supposed to do?
There he was… leaned over the handrails, climbing tread after tread, while I approached, holding a hand towel.
What was I supposed to do?
There was his rear-end… all tensed up, facing my general direction as I walked by… carrying a hand towel… that just happened to have twisted into a nice little whiplet. It was clearly a sign from the devine!
SSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssNAP!
Yes, I received the Big Scary Eyebrow of Doom.
Yes, it burned.
But what else could I have done?
There I was walking along the track towards the cardio machines at the gym, when I spotted my husbear, huffing and puffing on the stair-master.
What was I supposed to do?
There he was… leaned over the handrails, climbing tread after tread, while I approached, holding a hand towel.
What was I supposed to do?
There was his rear-end… all tensed up, facing my general direction as I walked by… carrying a hand towel… that just happened to have twisted into a nice little whiplet. It was clearly a sign from the devine!
SSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssNAP!
Yes, I received the Big Scary Eyebrow of Doom.
Yes, it burned.
But what else could I have done?
