Me n' my big fat mouth!
May. 29th, 2008 12:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
storytimewithjoe ARGH!!!!!!
Why, oh why, oh WHY is my social filter always 2-seconds slow?
My boss and I both went on vacation at the same time. I went to Palm Springs, and he took a cruise to Cabo. He got back today, and we began comparing tans.
"I'm darker than you," he said.
"No, you're not." I retored.
"Dude, just look at my color. I am way tanner than you."
"Pfft!" I retorted. "Who cares if you think you're darker. Mine goes all the way down."
SILENCE
I just wanna die now.
Why, oh why, oh WHY is my social filter always 2-seconds slow?
My boss and I both went on vacation at the same time. I went to Palm Springs, and he took a cruise to Cabo. He got back today, and we began comparing tans.
"I'm darker than you," he said.
"No, you're not." I retored.
"Dude, just look at my color. I am way tanner than you."
"Pfft!" I retorted. "Who cares if you think you're darker. Mine goes all the way down."
SILENCE
I just wanna die now.
