OK, so I'm a bit sick...

[storytimewithjoe]

Yes, I know this is wrong...

Yes, I realize this is distinctly NOT funny...

No, I would never do something like this...

But, I cannot help but laugh about this...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051103/ap_on_fe_st/toilet_seat_lawsuit

Comments

[lijss.livejournal.com]

All of these reasons are reasons why I love you...

[siobhan-genie.livejournal.com]

I think there is a lesson to be learned here.

Always use toilet seat covers in the nasty-ass Home Depot bathrooms.

[acdntlpoet.livejournal.com]

Ass Gaskets RULE!

[madknits.livejournal.com]

This is the type of story that makes me run screaming from a room. People like this need to grow up. Fifteen minutes. Big deal. Get over it, you big cry baby.

There, I feel better now. I'm even smiling.

[joeguppy.livejournal.com]

Snort