Is there any hope for me?
Nov. 29th, 2005 10:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
storytimewithjoeMaybe I was just loopy...
Maybe I was oddly distracted...
Maybe it was a reaction to the olives I had at last night's olive-curing workshop (which was awesome, btw!)...
... but I had the most disturbing dream.
You see, Martha Stewart had JUST gotten out of prison. And she decided to take on a new project - you know... like ya do. She decided to break into porn. But unlike typical porn, she decided to do porn much like her typical shows. So, she would face the camera and in her utterly perfect "superior" voice, she would address the audience saying, "And today, I'm going to show you how to give the... perfect... blowjob." From there, she would go step by step, discussing anatomy, latin terms, techniques, stressing the importance of a good manicure, breathe mints (made from scratch, of course), etc.
Perhaps I should get a therapist.
Maybe I was oddly distracted...
Maybe it was a reaction to the olives I had at last night's olive-curing workshop (which was awesome, btw!)...
... but I had the most disturbing dream.
You see, Martha Stewart had JUST gotten out of prison. And she decided to take on a new project - you know... like ya do. She decided to break into porn. But unlike typical porn, she decided to do porn much like her typical shows. So, she would face the camera and in her utterly perfect "superior" voice, she would address the audience saying, "And today, I'm going to show you how to give the... perfect... blowjob." From there, she would go step by step, discussing anatomy, latin terms, techniques, stressing the importance of a good manicure, breathe mints (made from scratch, of course), etc.
Perhaps I should get a therapist.
