A prayer to the Yoga gods
Dec. 30th, 2005 09:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
storytimewithjoeDear Gods of Yoga (G.O.Y.),
I realize that I have not been very true to the faith as of late. Yes, I have been running around like a headless chicken during the holiday season, and I have gotten away from my routine. I am stiff. I am sore. And I have put on a couple of holiday pounds. But today, I will be returning to my mat and offering myself up as a most wretched and unworthy servant to your pretzel-divinity. Having said that...
...PLEASE go easy on me today!
...PLEASE remember that my bones are solid, and that I am just not meant to bend beyond a certain point.
...PLEASE do not kick my asana!
When all is said and done, and I sink into that karmic hottub of cosmic bliss, I promise to meditate and think well upon your merciful form.
I realize that I have not been very true to the faith as of late. Yes, I have been running around like a headless chicken during the holiday season, and I have gotten away from my routine. I am stiff. I am sore. And I have put on a couple of holiday pounds. But today, I will be returning to my mat and offering myself up as a most wretched and unworthy servant to your pretzel-divinity. Having said that...
...PLEASE go easy on me today!
...PLEASE remember that my bones are solid, and that I am just not meant to bend beyond a certain point.
...PLEASE do not kick my asana!
When all is said and done, and I sink into that karmic hottub of cosmic bliss, I promise to meditate and think well upon your merciful form.
