Doughnuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I’s gots me my hazelnut mocha!  I’s gots me my doughnut!  No matter what $hitstorm happens to rain upon me in my office today, absolutely, positively nothing can completely ruin my day.  Why?  Because I’s gots me my coffee n’ doughnut.  Like a talisman against the evil of the 9-5 day, “c n’ d” can ward off even the worst of office plagues.  How can I describe it?  It is like garlic to a vampire… like polyester to a fashionista… like a cheap well-drink to Chi-Chi.  Do not mess with the power of the doughnut!

 

Speaking of well drinks, I have another episode of “odd and vivid dreams brought to you as a result of modern chemistry” to share.  Picture it, there I was, drink in hand, chatting with my best friend – Karen Walker from Will N’ Grace.  We arrived in some neighborhood to go to a party.  Oddly enough, to get to the house in question, we had to go through a row of houses – welcoming ourselves through people’s living rooms and kitchens to make our way to the next house – drinks in hand.  No matter how much we drank, our glasses were never empty.  What a nice dream.