Discombobulated

[storytimewithjoe]

 

Wow, I’m out of it this morning - even more than usual for a morning.  My brain is in a particularly odd funky place.  In my dreams, I found myself as a volunteer, helping out at Finella’s school as a field trip chaperone.  We were doing some beach event for a marine biology class.  Oh yah… Britney Spears just happened to be in the class.  I had to bust her, because I caught her doing drugs with someone else in the class.  I’m not gonna argue if any of you think that I’m weird – based on this alone, I would have to agree.

 

By the time I got to bed last night, I was thoroughly exhausted.  After a long and involved workday yesterday, I hit the gym.  Doing 30 minutes of intense cardio, I walked down to the yoga studio to face up to “relaxing” in down-dog.  When my instructor arrived, she asked us what we wanted to work on.  I said, “Balance.”  She gave me what I wanted – and it kicked my ass.  By the time I got home, I found myself in that blissful state of exhaustion.  No pain, per se.  Just the feeling of gas tanks being on empty in equal measures.  Truth be told, I like that feeling.  Balance all around is a good thing.  I can’t stand it when I feel physically tired, but my brain is racing, or vice versa.  Last night was just right. 

 

Of course… that doesn’t explain the Britney thing.  It makes no sense!  If I’m gonna obsess over anyone named Spears, it is gonna be Zak… not Britney.

Comments

[madknits.livejournal.com]

Face it, you just want Britney's shaved white chicken meat.

LOL

[ptownnyc.livejournal.com]

I saw the pictures. It was shaved, and white, except for the bright red C-section scar just above it and general red blotchiness all over the skin in the surrounding area.

It was some of the nastiest beav I've ever seen.

[joeguppy.livejournal.com]

Must not ask...

MUST NOT ASK!!!!

Oh screw it... WHY were you looking at...that?

[ptownnyc.livejournal.com]

I followed a link. Curiousity got the better of me, and before I knew it, there it was in 3" by 4" exposure, burned onto my retinas. I looked away nearly instantly, but the image remained.

To this day I could draw a picture accurate in every detail. All from one three second glance.

[madknits.livejournal.com]

So many artists have lovingly protrayed it throughout the centuries, and on her it looks like a dead plucked chicken.

I'll stick to men, thanks.

[joeguppy.livejournal.com]

EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[madknits.livejournal.com]

Put on yer big girl panties and deal with it!

Didn't you used to be married? Surely you've encountered one of those before?

[ptownnyc.livejournal.com]

My first lover looked like Zak Spears. And not a little - A LOT like Zak Spears. Like, the first time I saw Zak Spears in a porn I wondered if my ex had turned to porn after we split up. And he was 10 years older than me, and a top.

Sigh.

[joeguppy.livejournal.com]

I suddenly feel the desire to bitchschlap you just on general principle.

[ptownnyc.livejournal.com]

And he was so good at what he did, he used to make me have a hands free you know what nearly every single time.

He used to make me scream.

Too bad he was otherwise a psycho.

[joeguppy.livejournal.com]

Ditto on both accounts!

I hoist a Guinness in your direction.

[starzinked.livejournal.com]

color me absolutely out of it, but who is Zak Spears?

[joeguppy.livejournal.com]

ACK! INFIDEL! You don't know Zak Spears?! Clearly, you must not be a gay man obsessed with hunky hairy godlike porn studs.

INFIDEL!

[starzinked.livejournal.com]

you'll probably un-firend me afteer these confessions, but

I have never seen The Sound of Music, Mommie Dearest or Rent

I have to use the Martha Stewart Tag Matching System at K Mart for decorating

I don't cook

My only saving graces I think are Madonna, Cher and I give great head.

[stormecho.livejournal.com]

I actually liked Zak better with hair, though his new look is more severe.

Been thinking of you quite a bit lately. Between reading Timeline, where they head back to medieval times wearing doublets and hose, and jousting, and a sampling on TV of The Tudors on SHO, where some girl is violated by a cute hunk, you've been on my mind.

[joeguppy.livejournal.com]

You watch a scene on violation, and you think of me. Hmmm... not quite sure how to take that.

[stormecho.livejournal.com]

Sorry, didn't mean to be confusing. That was just one of the highlights in watching the tudors. Do a search for 'The Tudors' on www.youtube.com, and check out a trailer. It's hot Henry VIII when he was 25 and strapping. That SCA period?

[akira96.livejournal.com]

Umm..., you do know that Zak Spears occasionally bartends @ the Faultline in Silver Lake, right?

[joeguppy.livejournal.com]

Yep. First time I walked in there and saw him behind the bar, I went into complete starstruck awe. He asked me what I wanted to order, and I completely clammed up. Normally, I would never do that, but with him I just got all... oh my!

Re: Wow...

[joeguppy.livejournal.com]

Snort! Yah, I guess he does.

[gottasing.livejournal.com]

Wow, it's like you've been on one of our field trips...:P

[joeguppy.livejournal.com]

It was so... so... so... real!