Is there any hope for me?

[storytimewithjoe]

Maybe I was just loopy...

Maybe I was oddly distracted...

Maybe it was a reaction to the olives I had at last night's olive-curing workshop (which was awesome, btw!)...

... but I had the most disturbing dream.

You see, Martha Stewart had JUST gotten out of prison. And she decided to take on a new project - you know... like ya do. She decided to break into porn. But unlike typical porn, she decided to do porn much like her typical shows. So, she would face the camera and in her utterly perfect "superior" voice, she would address the audience saying, "And today, I'm going to show you how to give the... perfect... blowjob." From there, she would go step by step, discussing anatomy, latin terms, techniques, stressing the importance of a good manicure, breathe mints (made from scratch, of course), etc.

Perhaps I should get a therapist.

Comments

[georgie-bird.livejournal.com]

Forget therapy, Honey, you are too far around the bend. Go straight for the lobotomy. First though, you have GOT to tell me all about the olives. I need details, instructions, secrets, everything about the olives. (Yes, I am going to pester the three of you until I get the information I want.)

Ditto

[flaming-mo.livejournal.com]

Though I recall a book out a few years back that gave instructions on it.

Re: Ditto

[georgie-bird.livejournal.com]

Instructions on what, the lobotomy or preserving olives?

Re: Ditto

[flaming-mo.livejournal.com]

Doing both at the same time. :^P

Re: Ditto

[joeguppy.livejournal.com]

Pimento-head!